Intezaar!!!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Wish u all a very Happy New Year...God Bless u all ....waise to badalne ko kuch bhi nahi badla hai sirf date ko chhodkar....anyways today I m in a different mood aaj koi masti nahi hogi aaj kuch different hoga...I know everybody hates waiting for somebody or something...me too....but some interesting people love to wait for loved ones....



Bistar ki salavate keh rahi hai baichaini ki kahaani

Takiye ki nami se lagataa hai ki raat bhar roti rahi deewani

Tanhaa raatein, tanhaa jeevan, chaaro or tanhaai

Ulajhi late, takati aankhe keh rahi vyathaa ki gaharaai

Teen mahine pehale shaayad thodi si muskaraayi thi

Jab padosi ki chitthi galati se iske ghar chali aayi thi

Haalaanki lifaafe par pataa dekhte hi muskaraahat ud gayi thi

Par chitthi ke intezaar me uske baad wo kuch din sahi thi

Din bhar aangan me baith kar sadak ko takate rehanaa

Aur raat bhar aankho se aansuon ko bahate rehanaa

Agar kabhi neend lag jaaye to achaanak ghabaraa ke uth jaanaa

Aur daud kar khidakii se baahar sadak ko dekh kar aanaa

Yun to is sansaar me kisi ko bhi jeete-jii chain nahin aataa

Par kaash ki is sansaar me kisiko ye intezaar nahin sataataa

Patthar ki sadak ko takate takate aankhe patharaa jaaye

Aisaa intezaar kisiki zindagi me naa aaye!!!!!

Wah Wah!!!

Yessssssssssssss I m back again and here is some more fun for you...First of all I wish all of you Merry Christmas...May God Bless u all and santa fulfill all ur wishes....waise agar hum khud se zyada doosron ke liye kuch maange to zyada better rahega...bcoz it has been said that..agar koi doosron ke liye kuch maangta hai to use jaldi milta hai...So Guyssssss!!! what are u waiting for ..aap mere liye maango main aapke liye maangti hoon...maamla set hai ,aap bhi khush aur main bhi khush...hahaha

And now here are some Wah Wah for you ...So Enjoy!!!!

साँप ने पिया बकरी का खून ...
वाह ! वाह !
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साँप ने पिया बकरी का खून ...
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

तेरे प्यार में पागल हो गया पीटर .. .
वाह! वाह!
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तेरे प्यार में पागल हो गया पीटर ...
अब हीरो होंडा Splendor, 80 km प्रति लीटर .. !!




Bahaar आने से पहले फिजा आ गयी .. .
.वाह! वाह!
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Bahaar आने से पहले फिजा आ गयी ...
फूल को खिलने से पहले बकरी खा गयी .. !!





आत्मा छोड़ गयी शरीर पुराना
वाह! वाह!
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आत्मा छोड़ गयी शरीर पुराना ...
दीदे तेरा देवर दीवाना .. !




होटों Pe "हाँ" है ...
दिल में "ना" हैं ....
. वाह! वाह!
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होटों पे "हाँ" है ...
दिल में "ना" हैं ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ...




Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
वाह! वाह!
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Yashomati Maiyya से Bole Nandlala ...
"माँ, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JHINGALALA

Chuhe ne join ki Social Networking Site

This is the thinking of a Mouse towards today’s world…Lets See what mouse is thinking….

This world is changing as fast as people change their clothes ,as fast as people change their boy or girlfriends,as fast as local trains of Mumbai,as fast as Rakhi Saawant’s attitude..And in this fastest world ,today’s youth is just concentrating on these Social Networking Site….Since morning to evening without any stoppage they just continue their chatting with 50 different people and they don’t even remember their name the next day that with whom they were chatting...So,the Mouse thougth I just don’t understand ki in ladke ladkiyon ko kaunsa halwa milta hai chatting karne se??..inhein kyun mazaa aata hai chatting karne mein?? Then,he finally decided that he will also join these Social Networking Site and will join Today’s Youth World

So, the Mouse made his account on net and start filling all the details:--

First of all he gave the titile to his account and that title was PLEASE DON’T TRY TO FOLLOW ME,BCOZ YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO … JUST LIKE THIS WORLD I AM FAST IN RUNNING

Next come the chance of Name:- Chuha

About Me:- Just like other boys I am not tall but I m long ,I m absolutely dark performed in South Movies,nazar na lage isliye itni lambi poonchh latka kar chalta hoon aur handsome to main bachpan se hoon..

Things you will notice about me:- My Teeth (IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO SEE MY TEETH THEN DON’T WORRY….DOODH KE THE ISLIYE TOOT GAYE HAIN,THODE DIN MEIN WAPAS AA JAYENGE)

SO NOW OUR TODAY’S WORLD MOUSE IS READY WITH HIS DETAILS…IF U WANT TO CHAT WITH HIM OR COMMENT HIM YOU ARE WELCOME

Shilpa and Raj celebration continues!!!!

As you all know that I create humour in all the things bcoz i just want to enjoy my life to its fullest and would help you also for this....So just to make all of you smile here it comes the next one!!!!!!

As we all know that bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty and Raj Kundra got married last month and after the grand reception in Mumbai they both decided to go for a honeymoon at Bahamas and after honeymoon Raj and Shilpa's family will be going for a family tour to celebrate Christmas.....Now I just don't understand one thing that why this beautiful couple gone for a honeymoon????? what they will do there????.....Have you thought that what they will do there ??? No...Oh! Come On! its simple think about it ...

think..

think...

think...

think..

think...

They both will discuss about IPL 3 (Indian Premire League)

Toilet Problem in Airlines!!!

If our house toilets or our office toilets are blocked then we can do something, but we cannot do anything if Airlines toilet gets blocked, not even the beautiful Airhostes who comes to each and every pessanger by just ringing a bell ....Yes,it happened last week twice ,first in international flights, all the toilets were blocked and pessangers were doing nothing instead of holding their stomach from one hand and other hand on their noses.....Second time it happened only in India!!! toilets were blocked and all the pessangers travelled with those beautiful airhostess and worst smell.....Thank God!!! toilets was not leaking otherwise we would have thought that acid rain is falling down....hahaha Hows That!!!!

Kala Akshar Bhains Baraabar

In our country each and every person is use to say Kaala Akshar Bhains Baraabar to those who don't know how to read and write....But I m thinking if kaala Akshar is equal to Bhains then, lets Go!!! today we will learn new A B C D....where each word will literally be equal to Bhains.........

A for Aa gayi Bhains

B for Bhag gayi Bhains

C for Chhoti Bhains

D for Do Bhains

E for Ek Bhains

F for fir ek Bhains

G for Geeli Bhains

H for Haanfti Bhains

I for Itraati Bhains

J for Jogan Bhains

K for kaali Bhains

L for Lutt gayi Bhains

M for Meri Bhains

N for Nachti Bhains

O for Oh teri Bhains

P for Pagal Bhains

Q for Quaanri Bhains

R for Rambhati Bhains

S for So gayi Bhains

T for Teri Bhains

U for Ulti Bhains

V for Vivahit Bhains

W for Wo dekho Bhains

X for X-mas wali Bhains

Y for Yeh kaisi bhains

Z for Zindabad Bhains

Kya Ab bhi kahoge ki Kaala Akshar Bhains Baraabar???

Beats of Life!!!

Hi All,
This is my first post to all of you....actually first of all I want to say something about myself so that you all can know that what type of person I am.I think in our life there are so many ups and downs...There are so many things/persons which create tensions in our life and we are always ready to solve those tensions....sometimes I think that I also have my life to enjoy and to live yaar...I am not only to solve these tensions....Then only I decided to leave all the tensions behind and live life to its fullest,laugh as much as u can kyunki kya pata kal ho na ho....but always listen to the beats of life..if you listen to it clearly you will definetly get what you want and you will definetly enjoy your life ....So in my Blog we all will have Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun and only Fun......Tell me one thing that what do you think about life??